No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
(via aruby)
ive also realized that i can fang in a huge bibliography if i dont reach the word limit properly.
Dylan: finding loopholes in shit since 94
Francis Alÿs, The Nightwatch, 2004 [x]
Surveillance cameras observe a fox exploring the Tudor and Georgian rooms of the National Portrait Gallery at night.
(via avecsonchapeau)
| me: | closes wrong tab |
| me: | PTERODACTYL NOISE |
That everyone within a 5 mile radius can hear him eating. This is true with any food.